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Your skin looks amazing, did you get a michael dermal?

I would have gone with someone who isn't pushing 50, but hey, that's just me. I didn't make one of the most profitable franchises of all time and then destroy it with a series of terrible decisions.

Jack - Cool under pressure, keeps his head on a swivel, not a pacifist like Ronald The Colonel - Mean old veteran Jolly Green Giant - The muscle Little Caesar - He's got a spear

Hey… what if I married you immediately and we had immense trouble conceiving until our doctor explained to us that you can’t have babies by praying? haha jk… unless…

It's so, so hard to be from the first generation with hacks, a previously unknown phenomenon in entertainment.

I support this. No longer will lazy teenagers have to look up the SparkNotes for Antigone! And when they lie and say they're reading Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man for their book report? Finally, there will be a movie that's faithful enough to use as reference. These things I believe!

*Wringing out an entire rat into a champagne glass* Do not disparage the Dark Gift. Its sinister beauty is unknowable to mortal minds. *The rat's eyes pop out and bob around in the glass* The longing... of both spirit and flesh... is nearly unbearable.

Her lamb was Woody Harrelson.

Are there any wrestlers under 50?

Ain't no fair like a Trump fair because you had to pay $50k to a guy named Paulie Thumbs to get a stall and it's so empty that you've sold like 30 hotdogs all weekend.

Huh. I got you too. I think the determining factor between being a you or a Zohran is whether you're more Doomer than Hope-Pilled.

I hope you won't forget us sickos when you pop off, brother. We're still out here, stealing catalytic converters at your explicit direction.

Body-Checked by a Giant Turk - A XXX Fantassy

Also, nothing against the movie, but this was always going to happen. That's why you make a micro-budget horror movie and let a 20 year old direct it for (probably) an effective salary of $15k. This movie could be absolute shit and it'd still make back like 4x its budget.

So happy to hear about their Paramount deal.

So when a kid is the same species as their parents, like Rona and her dad, does that mean something?

None of this had to happen, Noel could have just been happy with his Brian Griffin shirt.

May 2026 update to this.

In fairness to Liam, the Households really fucked up their kids. I hear one is an anti-natalist.