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If you know anything about this kind of thing happening: No, you fucking don't. You don't even know what a "data center" is. https://www.vice.com/en/article/thieves-are-now-targeting-ai-data-center-construction-sites-for-copper-and-expensive-equipment/

Thieves Are Now Targeting AI Data Center Construction Sites for Copper and Expensive EquipmentInvestigators recovered two stolen trailers carrying $1.3 million in data center supplies, including copper wire and infrastructure equipment.www.vice.com

If you're noticing nearly a decade old episodes of Spin-Off Doctors popping up in your podcast players, I'm in the process of restoring episodes lost in our transition from SoundCloud. Apologies if this causes any issues, should be caught up in the next day or so.

I want a shot-for shot remake of King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters. Tim Heidecker as Steve Wiebe, Eric Warheim as Billy Mitchell and Mark Proksch as Walter Day.

I know in my heart that @commandersterling.bsky.social and I did a Spin-Off Doctors episode on Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, but I cannot find it anywhere. If you, or someone you know, has this episode, I'd appreciate a heads-up.

There's a question to be asked of Abbot and Williams as to what they call people who earn less than $40k a year, but I don't care enough to ask and I don't think they care about those people enough to define them.

Following years of the general term "Artificial Intelligence" being used to sell the public on plagiarism machines, it's pretty fucking rich whenever people pull the "but what about autocorrect" card. You know what you're doing, you pricks. Stop gaslighting people with better things to think about.

AI proponents have the mistaken impression that people will like a piece of slop and realize that they actually like AI when they find out it's slop. These are people so foolish they must have never once realized they've been lied to and know how people generally respond to that.

Each passing day feels a little bit more like a shitty fanfic prequel to a Philip K. Dick novel.

David Wain and Ken Marino's new film, Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass, is a shameless rip-off of Fight Club. No, I will not explain further.

Today's new wrinkle in my ongoing AI robocall saga? Just when I think they can no longer surprise me, they gave the agent a lisp.

Just fixed the timing on my sewing machine for the first time. Feels good.

I think Google Photos has finally figured out that my cat Ramses has died, as it's offered to stop showing me the last photo of him I took the day before his passing. Only took four years. Tell me again how smart our technology is.

Decided on a whim to count my calories for the day. 600 is good, right?

Game publisher announces closure of online storefronts, gets rewarded by flood of people rushing said storefronts to give them money for things they'll quietly take away in a few years. Same as it ever was.

I have passively consumed so many hours of content relating to the stupid LEGO thing YouTube has fixated on that the main corporate guy has started to become indistinguishable to me from a Tim Heidecker character.

I feel like one of the only stable jobs going forward is going to be "blade sharpener"

Enjoying a cup of coffee while casually browsing listings for undeveloped land as the implications for growing awareness of dead internet theory leading to scenarios where any perceived critical engagement with an idea is assumed to be a bot unfurl in my mind.

If I could have dinner with any fictional character, it'd be BJ Blazkowicz. I'd tell him we're meeting on the convention hall floor wherever CPAC is being held and stand him up.

As a hack writer, the fact that em-dashes and the rule of three have become signifiers of AI demonstrates that they're not just stealing my job, they're ruining all my favorite tools too.

With the state of game dev in 2026, Poncle has a unique position as the premier developer in a genre highly sought for exploitation by major publishers. They may not *need* Epic, but that doesn't mean it's simple to turn down relatively easy money in favor of principles. Good on them.