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god i am so glad this whole thing is a glossy frictionless surface for my brain

Did you know: the Hyundai Elantra is perfectly sized to fit one (1) quarter height nuclear fuel assembly in its trunk?

excellent photo

Anna's hummingbird looking uncharacteristically drab against a vivid green backdrop. #BirdOfTheDay #EmeraldBackdrop 📷🌿🪶

disintegration lewds

Basically, when a larger account follows you but doesn't react to anything you post, it means they're afraid of your power.

saw this on Instagram lol

after much deliberation: 4x5. was sorely tempted by the 8x10 but i like the relative flexibility of 4x5 for prints

there are some local options where i live in Portland but i just make do in my office by carefully blacking out my window and jugging any waste that needs to be dropped off at hazmat

me getting into analog photography and figuring out my favorite ways to process film

cannot stop thinking about this spongebob storyboard panel

the ideal academic life is being an eccentric Victorian lord. Invent a stamp licking machine at 22. Get elected to the Royal Academy for counting the beetles on your estate. Die in an arsenic explosion. The perfect life.

I’m getting a large format camera for my birthday

[the wire voice] GUMBY COMIN’

meet me at afterwork chicken party loser

real women have time-like curves

convinced this lady inhabits a bespoke spacetime metric

unfortunately the only way to tell if a raccoon is viral is to get a sample of its brain

linkedin is where unbaptized babies go when they die