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Gødland mentioned!!

Oh no all of this New Gods talk has me wanting to do a re-read. Is it time to pull THESE babies out of storage??

Wait so if gay sex is a way to bypass the government-mandated anti-sex tattoo, that means we need a sequel to this about a bisexual person who has one night a year to be with a different-sex person. Also can’t stop imagining the tattoos blinking like when Ultraman is low on power.

I watched that whole Perez Hilton video (which I strongly recommend you do not). You really can’t write this stuff because the guy spent a decade where “being evil” was his literal job and if a similar video had existed featuring ANY remotely famous woman he would’ve milked it for MONTHS.

Was waiting until this was all settled to say anything but congratulations to our swole handsome boy and I wish Hayley Stevens a very Fuck Off To Hell 😌

I like doing a mid-year favorite movies check-in because it’s before my list gets flooded with all the year-end Oscar bait. I would say these have roughly been my favorite of the year so far, in this order. I’ll be shocked if Camp Miasma doesn’t occupy one of these slots in a couple weeks.

There is a type of video that’s like “person stitches themselves into politics video so they can look smug while the person is talking” and boy do people on Instagram love to repost them. I couldn’t imagine anything more excruciating until I saw this one with TWO guys layered on top.