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Here, hare here....

Everyone knows black people weren't invented until August 1619.

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Free child care is all very well and good but I don't have any kids so what's the fucking point. Once again politicians prove how removed from reality they really are.

This is Alfie. He is a professional opera singer with some of the best vibrato in the industry. Some have even called him the next Paw-varotti. 13/10 (TT: thelifeofalfiee)

If I had Tom Brady's number it would be a close run thing. Also, actually, while I think of it, most of the mass of a flute is in the middle with pointy ends like a rugby ball. An end over end toss might be feasible after all.

Ah yes, I remember my 13th birthday portrait.

Agreed, it's an extremely high risk situation but worth the risk in the name of science.

An American Footballist is probably the ideal candidate... I could be convinced of a fluted baguette win under the correct conditions

The fluted baguette has the aerodynamic advantage over the baton, but better than a naan? I dunno...

They may have a point. A well crusted and suitably lengthy baguette may be javelined a fair distance. Especially if it's a fluted baguette with it's more streamlined silhouette.

Facts

Nobody expects the Advertising Standards Authority!

Not the same... not the same 😒

Nobody expects the Advertising Standards Authority!

Nothing says 'summer' more than a dozen A4 sized patches of burnt grass across your local park.

The. Best. Ever.

Yeah, but are you ready now?

Me too, too 🤦‍♂️

I heard it as "train driver" on the radio earlier today. I was confused I must say 😕