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I was already on team "Never Buying Another Samsung Device Again," but using my fridge's smartphone app to send me push notification ads really sealed the deal.

Making a git-based accountability app to help French people quit smoking together. I call it: 2 le git 2 quit

Train. The band, AKA, the group of miserable, irredeemable bastards who, among many other noteworthy crimes against both art and humanity, actually had the gall, the indecency, the utter disrespect for God, to record the insufferable abomination known as "Hey, Soul Sister."

PSA: delete old DNS records you're not using. I had an old subdomain still pointed to DigitalOcean from some dead project. Apparently when the IP got reused, a hacker got it, and was able to use it to publish content on my subdomain to steal SEO. They were even able to set up Google Search Console.

Oh boy, a boss fight! I sure hope everything pauses for a second while it shows his name and he makes a loud, threatening noise.

❌ Odyssey ✅ Otter, Sea

I don't know who needs to hear this, but: just start the dishwasher now. You won't remember to later. (It's probably me.)

I don't know where we went wrong, but I just got a text asking me to leave a review for my urologist, and that just isn't a sentence anyone should ever be able to say.

Parenting is like 40% just talking about poop and pee.

We as a society need to view successful people less as deserving and destined recipients, and more as the random lucky chumps who just happened to get the insane Balatro run IRL.

I've been saying ever since I worked at Shopify that Tobi is a mini Musk on a time delay. I've seen nothing in the three years since to make me think I was wrong. I can still picture him dismissively explaining this away like everyone who objects to it is just too small-minded to understand.

To install a PWA on iOS, you have to: - Navigate to the site - Open the menu - Click "share" (wtf!?) - Click the SECOND "more" ellipsis icon (not the first!) - Click "add to home screen" - Click the "Add" button This is, to me, unacceptably byzantine. Just deliberately hostile on Apple's part.

It was subtle at first; a mention of starter packs here and there, calling posts "skeets." Then suddenly, ChatGPT joined the DSA, Copilot began requesting furry fanart in all PR reviews, Claude came out as trans, and Gemini wouldn't stop generating images of Alf's massive hog.

Just finished 100%ing Balatro for the second time (Switch 2 version and Switch 1 version). AMA.

When I am President, I pledge to put the full, unrestricted might of the United States Military to work, so that we might once and for all abolish the evil threat of running into Violet Vessel at the end of ante 8 in Balatro

Why does this sound like the Kidz Bop version of a Rage Against the Machine song

What's your favorite song where the chorus is a telephone number?

It's funny to me when people are like "oh Bluesky is such an echo chamber" Bro do you even *know* how much people argue here?

I love when the complete opposite corners of the Internet my wife and I hang out in overlap, and she says something like, "have you heard about Jimothy?"

I love Soulslikes because my favorite part of videogames is walking back to a boss I've already fought over and over and over and over. Gaming is at its best when it's repetitive, needlessly punishing, and ultimately pointless.