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What if I don’t own a vase? What then?

What the fuck does Tom Cruise have to do with the World Cup? This isn’t jeans volleyball my man

McConnell has mud-butt

Andy Biggs is about as electable statewide as Kari Lake.

With 7 days of theTrump Dumps

Borrowing the traditional agenda from the GOP here in the U.S. is not advisable

During his final moments, Lindsey spoke into the phone and assured the person on the other end, that Ted Cruz was not his friend. Adding that Ted Cruz has no “friends” outside of a few people at the San Francisco Chronicle that he shared puzzles with back in the day.

Reporting for duty, sir!

And it was known before he was elected for a second term.

Wasn’t it three times last time?

But does it come in green?

Darmine Doggy Door. It’s a pig in a Nixon mask.

The pillow turd wants 22% of the stolen taxpayer dollars. These clowns are going to be going to war with each other over this shit.

Challenge: Scan to random parts of the Drake albums to see if you land on something other than an auto tuned screech, an adlib, or some whinny lyric.

Hegseth farts in mason jars just before bed, and opens them each morning.

Just wait until the voting populace learns how I fold my pizza and shove it down my throat.

I’m going to celebrate this asshole’s death day like it’s a fucking holiday.

I’ll teleport to that bitch right after grabbing some waffles