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Dammit. Should have used this one instead...

The good kind.

Too little and too late. A meaningless, face-saving gesture by a feckless, establishment politician. NOTHING will happen before August 3rd.

Imagine having such a vile and unpopular platform that the only way you can win votes is to make voters afraid of the other party. That's been the GOP playbook since the 70's.

Too late. Guaranteed. NOTHING will happen before August 3rd. NOTHING

To be fair, it's probably not possible to tell America's story in an inspiring or unifying way while being honest. We haven't been the good guys since... well, ever.

Seen in Cleveland, Ohio.

That's when any sane man would have decided to run.

Me: "Why does my <plant> have <symptom>?" Every plant care website in existence: "If your <plant> is experiencing <symptom>, it's definitely due to: - overwatering, or - underwatering, or - too much sunlight, or - not enough sunlight, or - too much fertilizer, or - not enough fertilizer, or ...

China just got a heliostat plant – a concentrated solar power (CSP) station using a large field of computer-controlled mirrors, [heliostats], to reflect the sun on to a tall central tower – to power 170k homes a year and save 130k tons of CO2. The US is getting a ballroom.

“ZERO EVIDENCE” that’s NOT what trump said 😂 100% this dudes getting fired. 😭

idgaf what the internet says, i will never wash meat. i’ll be damned if i splash water droplets full of uncooked meat bacteria all over my kitchen and contaminate everything in a several foot radius. the cooking does the bacteria elimination work for you.

TBH, anyone still supporting this demented clown really IS that kind of stupid. And the demented clown KNOWS IT

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It really, really says a lot about the last 50 years that I'm rooting for that last picture...

How can it not be? Government employees can't receive gifts (or dinner, or accommodations, or anything) worth more than $25 from contractors because of the conflicts of interest it might cause...

Pot noodle?

Come to think of it: Captain Thinskin never sues people who accuse him of rape or pedophilia, either. Weird...