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How's this for proof of life? Senator Mitch McConnell is alive and well, and he's apparently a #dreampunk fan! Who knew?

Mid-year resolution: Try to post less serious stuff and more of whatever this is.

Why use the word "indigo" when "blurple" is 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦?

Seriously, Trump had a bad first term, but since the Dems put up against an even older and arguably less articulate (at the time) opponent, he probably would have been reelected were it not for the PANDEMIC THAT HE SO CLEARLY FUCKED UP! That's why he lost in 2020. I remember. It wasn't long ago!

I heard it was #FollowFriday, so here's my offering. Hope you like weird because it can get pretty weird. 💚

Never not gonna be a night owl. 🦉

So they're really going to wait till next month to tell us Mitch McConnell is dead? Just to keep control of the Senate a little longer by avoiding a special election? Why are Republicans such trash? 🤦‍♂️

Is Mitch McConnell alive? Three questions that could finally force answersPressure is mounting on the Republican senator, who has not been seen in weeks or heard from in several days.www.newsweek.com

Post a movie you've watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Nic Cage 'You're a Flower' Mugshot SceneAlt: Nic Cage in Raising Arizona saying "You're a flower, you are," to Holly Hunter, who's taking his mugshotstatic.klipy.com

What gets me is how quickly he resolves to ignore the obvious fact that there's a loaded diaper right under his nose.

Amazing how many MAGA chuds defend literal nazis. "But if punching nazis is okay then punching trans people must be too!" No. One group is saying America is for the whites and the rest deserve CECOT-style camps, and the other side is saying the pronouns they use might not be what you'd expect. 🙄

From the TurboTeam community on Reddit: Punching nazis is always fine.Posted by whatisdreampunk - 454 votes and 83 commentswww.reddit.com

Release the Epstein files! Arrest the Epstein 'philes!

There's no independent news on TV anymore. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.

Sinclair's Soldiers in Trump's War on MediaYouTube video by Deadspinyoutu.be

I forgot to share this a few days ago. Any Tolkien fans here? I wrote an alliterative poem that got into issue 11 of Forgotten Ground Regained, and I'm rather proud of it. #poetry #poetsky

Marching Orders, a Tolkien fan poem by Cliff Jones Jr.My captain says "March!" My company does. / Our maker commands that our minds be subdued. / But who is my maker? And how was I formed? ...alliteration.net

Not everyone, but the criminal plutocracy, yes.

I gave this stuff a try, and it's as weird as it sounds. Like a melted not-very-sweet vanilla milkshake. Big Bamboo Jamaican Irish Moss! Who really knows what it is or where it came from? 🤷‍♂️

Here's a very sweary partial translation of Beowulf for you. I hope it brightens your day as it did mine.

Wolf-boy versus Grinder (the Bow Valley Beowulf)tl;dr: I’ve translated the intro to Beowulf and the fight scene between Beowulf and Grendel into modern rural Western Canadian English, complete with lots of rude language. Why? Beca…stronglang.wordpress.com

Three books of mine that I'd love for your local library to acquire: 🐜 Dreck 🪞 Mirrormaze 💀 Somniscope

This was much lunch today. A calzone with homemade pesto, dates, red bell peppers, feta, ricotta, and mozzarella on a homemade gluten-free sourdough crust. I'm living that life!