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The Offspring album "Ixnay on the Hombre," while it does not conform in spelling to Pig Latin, does conform in spoken word, therefore implying the name of the album is Nix on the Brhom. What the fuck is a Brhom/Brome?

Thanks to all who came out to Sad Cake (tm) stream in celebration of my Twitch Partner Rejection Anniversary. Seven years on and going strong! See you next Monday, friends and foes!

Mall is open, meet me and @foldablehuman.bsky.social in the food court for Sad Cake (tm)!

Come hang & eat Sad Cake to celebrate my favorite Twitch milestone with @foldablehuman.bsky.social. I received a ~*surprise*~ today that will make the cake even sadder. Really short stream tonight, come say hi while you can! 830p ET. BYO Cake, the Baskin Robbin’s closed. twitch.tv/asclearascry...

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Gs, Gs, NBPs — Join me tonight along with a special guest to celebrate my favorite annual milestone. BYO Sad Cake! Then we’ll finish I Am Dead and if there’s time, throw another game on from the pile! twitch.tv/asclearascry...

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Mall is open, grab your waters, meet me in the food court!

Guys, Gals, Non-Binary Pals! It’s that day again — Monday stream day! Still cleaning out the ol’ Steam garage to find junk for the Steam garage sale. Join me tonight, same stream time, same stream station, for I Am Dead, a puzzle game about being dead. I think? twitch.tv/asclearascry...

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Finally swapped over to my wonderful hat and the Mail game. Come through and say hallo

Mall is Open. See you by the A&W in a few minutes. Get your water bottles!

Come out and let’s get excited about mail! Any of you dweebs collect stamps or something? 🤔 Meet me at the food court in forty-five minutes!

Guys, Gals, NonBinary Pals -- Ya boi Crystal is back tonight to wrap up the final (massive) chapter of Unpacking, and then we're going to check out Mail Time because I want to wear a mushroom hat, dammit! Same stream time (830p ET), same stream station! www.twitch.tv/asclearascry...

asclearasCrystal - TwitchActor, singer, writer, multidisciplinary geek. Behind the scenes of Folding Ideas on YouTube & Twitch. Amazing profile pic by @Freeappears (Twitter)www.twitch.tv

The Mall is Open, meet you in the food court -- come say hi!

Gs, Gs, NBPs! It's unofficially the summer of clearing out my Steam Library. Been doing it with my bookshelves, time to do it with the games shelf. (Disclaimer: I will probably buy more from the summer sale, don't be mad okay.) Don't forget your water bottles & feel free to declutter with me!

Guys, Gals, Non-Binary Pals -- ya girl is going live tonight, same stream time, same stream station. Last week we made a short list of some fun stuff in the ol' Steam Library. Tune in to night to find out which one happens today. Food court opens at 8:30p ET www.twitch.tv/asclearascry...

asclearasCrystal - TwitchActor, singer, writer, multidisciplinary geek. Behind the scenes of Folding Ideas on YouTube & Twitch. Amazing profile pic by @Freeappears (Twitter)www.twitch.tv

The Mall is open, meet me in the food court once you've got your mallwalkin' sweatbands and your water bottle.

Gs, Gs, NBPs -- We're back! It's Steam Summer Sale and we've got a library to never finish playing through. Come share all your fave recs and we'll get into some nonsense. I have a dinner obligation so I'm saying 9:30p ET for sure (but ya girl might pop up sooner...) www.twitch.tv/asclearascry...

asclearasCrystal - TwitchActor, singer, writer, multidisciplinary geek. Behind the scenes of Folding Ideas on YouTube & Twitch. Amazing profile pic by @Freeappears (Twitter)www.twitch.tv

On the seminal female-angst album Jagged Little Pill, Alanis states what it takes to make her fall "Head Over Feet": - You ask how my day was. - You held your breath and the door for me. - Thanks for your patience. - You're the best listener that I've ever met.

I think they should reprogram voice assistants so that if you don’t thank them after they complete a task or answer your question, it deletes the alarm you asked it to set or otherwise negates any task, and locks further inquiries until you say thank you for the last one.

If you missed this one, you missed the conclusion to my Metal Gear Solid saga, and this sweet Snake cosbounding. Catch me next Monday playing some other silly nonsense! Perhaps with different hatwear? 🤔

I've been dealing with this all week, y'all