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Robert

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And life is all a variorum at the best.

The neglect of Foghorn Leghorn studies is one of the chief indicators of Western decline, in my humble opinion.

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Every day that you continue to publish these rancid, ugly, dishonest, green-ink, geriatric click-bait outbursts damages your reputation further. Please stop. Scotland needs reputable newspapers.

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All we need now is for someone in Hollywood brave enough to give the Muppets a new feature film...

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Pedro Pascal: "For the stronger we our houses do build, The less chance we have of being killed." Ensemble: *whooping. High-fiving. Hugging. Cries of "Hell yeah!" *Dame Judi Dench weeps one silent tear then turns away* *End credits roll*

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Someone nip round to Willie Rennie's place and explain, in simple words, why the spot next to a fridge is often the warmest place in the room.

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Uh-huh. Mr. Tickell always keeps the receipts. Then he always brings them out again at the correct point.

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*My Indian name tonight is "Rages Whilst Drinking"

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Pride of place in the audience was given to the head of the British government, which did not save the games from oblivion.

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The level of abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy in Dundee is about average for Scotland. Try the bridies from Clark's bakery when you're here next.

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If Cthulu ever enters this world, it'll be via Etsy, not Dundee.

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Well. There's McGonagall of course.

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What would the learned staff of the OLD Herald make of this lunatic's malicious and delirious havers being published, near-daily, in their newspaper? I fear that so many people turning in their graves will cause a major incident of subsidence in Glasgow...

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Every appointment to the lords is a transaction: Being rewarded for favours of some sort. But being rewarded for treachery and losing elections is particularly foul.

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The multidimensional wrongness of this is disgusting even by British standards and even by the standards of the Labour party. Antidemocratic, corrupt, failure-rewarding cronyism.

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"You failed us in Scotland? Never mind. Come. Come hither to the imperial capital where you will be rewarded."

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Och well. Not today. But his time will come.

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Andy Burnham disnae ken what the neutral wire is for. Pass it on.

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We don't even know what this vapid slogan from that hollow man means. So we'll assume British business a s usual: Continuing deliberate misgovernment.

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Animal off of the Muppets becoming involved in the travesty was the last straw. I have been betrayed.

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