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Apparently there were bats around earlier. I would prefer that

Oh cool, a helicopter

Rancid

No offence intended but come on, Nick Drake, it's kind of inevitable that the City Clown will eventually fall down. It's more or less the first point of order in the job description.

(As in the casual listing of all the jobs you'd be comfortable with people losing to AI)

I have a real problem with all the people we throw under the bus when we (well, not me obviously lol) say shit like this

I'm just looking at the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and all I'm thinking is "You big daft cock"

I managed to avoid it a good majority of the time. Once I played a solo set at a festival and I had to camp. I had a one person tent that only just fit me and my guitar inside it 😂 So my other advice is to get an absolutely huge tent

Imagine falling off that huge one though. Like a bouncy castle

Sadly I'm a very unsecret camping hater as my bandmates will attest, but I have camped at a few festivals in the last 10-15 years

(I mean you probably aren't getting this lol but my point still stands)

Sounds like a solid plan. My only thought is that I have never met an air mattress that didn't fully deflate on me in one night, but I have also almost certainly never slept on one worth £109.99, and that make a difference

August is the January of summer

I've been feeling this sense of impending doom for the past week or so. Finally realised today that It's probably just because the Worst Month is approaching

Ooh!

Good thing it's still 27°C at nearly 8:30pm

My brain has gone on strike this week

Aphex Twin, so basically

Druckques

Four emails and yet I still didn't spell it right