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Another fire that can't be contained because we are in a drought and have no damn water, but they want to build another data center in Spokane

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Being remote rules because I don't have to put up with small talk or a noisy office with annoying fluorescent lights, and as soon as I'm off work I can walk into the next room and immediately chill with my cats

Calling all animal lovers for an urgent mutual aid request. Felix needs our help! Please donate if you can, and all shares are greatly appreciated. 🐈❤️‍🩹

Maybe I'll run for office and my slogan will just be "vote for me because I'm not a pedophile"

A friend of mine works in IT making amazing money and his wife works part time at a library and he treats her like a queen and they go on trips every single month and they have a gorgeous house and everything they could ever want and damn, I really went to school for the wrong thing

We had two more account managers quit without notice in the last two weeks citing being overwhelmed, and management decided to hire two more sales people instead. There are twice as many sales folks as processors who do all the daily client facing tasks and paperwork. I hope this place burns down

In the ethics class the presenters are using Wells Fargo as an example of a company using "bad ethical decisions" and asked why we think they opened fake accounts and committed fraud. I said "corporate greed and capitalism demands endless growth for shareholders" and it was silent for a full minute

I'm taking my continuing education yearly ethics class and we are talking about retirement for some reason. Watching all these boomers discuss how to "retire ethically" is maddening

Democrats are bigots and capitalists as much as Republicans are, they just don't like being called out for it. We need an actual left party in the U.S.

I told everyone I knew who used AI chat bots that this would happen

When people hit me up at like 10 pm to ask me how my night is going I'm going to bed, that's how it's going. Why are you awake? I'm clearly too old for you to be friends with, damn

I was shaving my legs in the tub (just using the spout to rinse after) when a freaking huge wolf spider crawled up out of the drain right by my foot. I screamed bloody murder. That was some arachnophobia shit!

Third Eye Blind still sound amazing live

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I got my 2nd mammogram this week and the tech decided it would be helpful to write "large breasts, lots of fatty tissue" which like duh and I've never understood why people love the fat on my chest but not anywhere else But they didn't write that last year and I've lost 30 pounds and a cup size so

I've made DA friends online and irl. The games are so good and the fandom is awesome

This is what trillions of dollars was spent on instead of mitigating the climate crisis that will end civilization

This is treason

Have I told y'all about the producer I work with who chews tobacco on camera for all our meetings? It's so disgusting and unprofessional. I made a complaint to management and was told I was discriminating, so I guess I'm gonna light up a joint next meeting. I'm in my Office Space era, let's go

Work keeps asking me for a new headshot so I provided one, but put it through an instagram filter to be brighter and hide my eye bags. Is that unprofessional, making myself look unrealistic for unrealistic expectations

When I make plans with people I have to remember whose birthday/party is when and end up apologizing for how many redheaded Catholic family members I have running around, they're like rabbits I swear