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casting directors is callum turner REALLY the best we can do for that age group? it always boggles my mind when an exceedingly mediocre actor rises to the status of leading man... without seeming to do anything that warrants it? do people just like him? he's a walking manifestation of FINE

these are the kind of fucking idiots who pick the fancy chalice at the end of indiana jones and the last crusade. they were nazis too, just in case anyone didn't get the joke or see the movie.

starting to think part of the reason this fool always sounds like he needs to blow his nose is because he is literally full of snot. i'd call him an asshole but that's rude to anuses.

can you just imagine how much better THE ODYSSEY could've been if Nolan had pulled a Lucas/Episode 3 and realized, "ya know, im kinda a shit writer... maybe I should ask someone like tom stoppard to help me" (or literally ANY other writer). it's very good, but every problem stems from the script

Abolish ICE

im seriously about to start bootlegging shows even on services i pay for. nobody needs thje fucking APPLE AD EVERY TIME I PLAY AN EPISODE! FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU ARE MAKING ME DESPISE THE BRAND IVE LOVED FOR MOST OF MY LIFE. JUST FUCKIN STOP!

aw buddy who hurt you

i really liked the whole criterion closet experience before it became part of the publicity tour machine. when it was just cool people who popped by the office, it was great. now - like EVERYTHING - it's been "optimized" and part of marketing strategy calls. i dont even bother anymore.

good god the needle drops in supergirl are so fucking annoying. i have no doubt this was all james gunn but he does he not realize that VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE? not everything can be appropriately set against 70s/80s guitar rock. the script has some serious issues but the soundtrack angered me

i only mention this in terms of their craft, because everyone should obviously have the right to do whatever they want w their own bodies! but i spend half of LUCKY wondering if anya taylor-joy can close her mouth & most of disclosure day wishing emily blunt could still emote. ladies, ur gorgeous

the thing owen gleiberman seems to miss thru all his fanboying is that like 85% of the shit he admires in the movie is pulled from the incredible novel. it's not really fair to give mann credit for doing "new" things when it's just from the source. variety.com/2026/film/co...

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hi @karaswisher.bsky.social let's not pretend you didn't help whitewash tech though. you helped propogate their ideas, legitimize their thinking, & expand their reach. id continue to respect you more if you were as brutally honest about yourself as you are others newrepublic.com/article/2088...

after a rocky start, the new season/whatever it is of BEEF is quite good. with one serious exception: this is about gen x and their weird gen z kids. yet another storyline trying to pivot millennials into cold-hearted, selfish, money-obsessed morons. it's so annoying! the characters are otherwise

why are all the men's bodies on house of the dragon hairless, WTF is going on. there is just zero way people living the kind of lives they are here would be shaving from neck to foot.

fuck ALL of these people. they work for US, not technofascist billionaire asshats. tech bros are a bigger threat to our future existence than the republicans are. if dems can't get their heads out of their asses, then i dont know who i've been supporting my whole life.

nobody asked you to take sam neill!

the motherfuckers will literally die instead of releasing the epstein files

also fuck the people who have caused so much death, destruction, and literal evil tell the rest of us whose grave we can't dance on.

well yeah, it's hard to have a heart keep beating when you've already sold your soul. enjoy hell bitch!

i despise amnesia plotlines. really hope new SILO doesn't linger on this shit for long. "oops i forgot" has been killing shows since forever, almost as bad as jumping forward years then spending the whole season "catching up." 99% of time a signifier of "we're out of ideas so lets just do the same"