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blowing a giant bubble with my bubblegum and popping it while i spin a mcdonalds cheese burger on my finger like a basketball

in pursuit of love of course

gnuck gnuck gnuck just my luck a female is in my orbit…. very pleasant indeed…. may i have a single whiff???? what about many whiff? hmm???

i am finally ready to become a wife

have you tried escalating

i can change that for you. permanently

[drake sitting with hunter schafer at a party table in chuck e. cheese after the euphoria finale] try the pizza my dear. it’s divine

right

swipes at your cock like a cat trying to rip open a garbage bag

me holding. my best friends cock after a long day of homoerotic thoughts

i mean shit miss piggy

fuckinnnn ., t;his inna fully laced blunt

watching gay porn on my pip boy while the wife grills up some mole rat

meow

i feel all done up and cozy

chastity cage locked n hot dogs boiling on the stove

breaking into your house and cutting my cock off in your kitchen

rodney dangerfield walking around aimlessly in a giant vagina going sheesh where’s the light switch around here

hour two of ice cold beer hits you like a loving parent . hour nine hits you like a sibling that has brought you to orgasm

bad day to be a failed orgasm and my ex wifes buttplug