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Some gaze of raccoons

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We're a gaze (hence they/them) of shitposting raccoons originally on Twitter to mock Chris Coons. #AnimalCaucus. Our jokes are meant to amuse us, but they COULD amuse you, too. Who can say? If you recognize us, no you don't (please).

The owner was quite small and had absolutely no control over him. He was a sweet dog, but it could have gone very badly

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Guessing. Definitely outweighed me. It wasn't mean at all, and the lens snapped back into our glasses frame. We were dazed, but didn't lose consciousness

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(not one of ours)

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Our father, before he became nonverbal, told caretakers he'd run a brothel. (He definitely didn't)

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That sounds high.

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Big Alarm Clock is @flavorflav.bsky.social 's new lifestyle brand?

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"Cookies need not taste good" has been replaced?

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Doors hitting cocyx on that skeleton fucker

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They go well with the macroplastics

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Worse! Fing autocorrect

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Ah, great. (Tosses the contents of Kamchatka into mouth)

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If only a system that worked in nearly every other country could somehow work here....

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(stops chewing on plastic armies) So consuming Risk is bad?

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Yeah, that's nonsense. Skip's done so many wise things

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We don't want to suggest a possible solution.....

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Well, you're kind, smart, supportive, funny, handsome, and fun to talk to. If you consider that rad, there you go

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Bring back Trumpet Windsock

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