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We often ask why anyone chooses to follow us knowing what we post.

Fine fine. Disregard. 😀

We hope your break is rejuvenating!

That's not fair; some of your old followers also regret it. 🤪

He... "ate a salad" ?

He has tummy hort

Didn't Maroon Five write Baby Got Back?

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It was good. We still love the Goth/Visigoth sight gag, even though it's a classic

Morte-A-Lago was right there!

The FIFA Peace Prize presentation could be a big event

It's weird that you went from cartoonish to photorealistic just for the violence and gore, but we respect your choices as a creator.

Strangely enough, it sounds like what the chicken said at the moment the egg was laid.

Don't give up on bagegg

Life keeps getting in the way of participating for us

Birds eating eggs.....

Decades in the basement, fed nothing but soup, salad, and breadsticks.

At Olive Garden, you're family. So it's time to cover Uncle Jack's bill. That's what family does

You're not nobody. You're somebody special. 👍 (Doesn't seem to warrant a checkmark, though)

If you got spilled-on in a Dave Matthews-involved incident but it was beer, you might just count yourself as lucky. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Ma...

Dave Matthews Band bus incident - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org