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If Lynda La Plante can't drive, she won't be able to write classics like this. youtu.be/v_1Hyy7Tb1c?...

Harry Enfield - DivviesYouTube video by JustSomeGoldyoutu.be

give me 4 versions of you

And then his poor brother drowned while the camp counsellors were making love. So sad.

🎶 Goooooldacre ... He's the man, the man who's got some front, Defends dead cunts .... 🎶

If, at the end of my life, I've done just a fraction of the awful things that wank-stain said and did, please feel free to call me a cunt when I'm dead.

Just found this as well

People always say 'the best things in life are free', but I think that's nonsense. Yesterday I got a bottle of HP Sauce and it cost $4.99

I'm always sad when I hear about paedo-promoting, wife-beating bigots. But I guess we all have different levels of tolerance.

"Well known for Twilight Zone: The Movie" works on a few levels, doesn't it.

Can someone with ridiculously good telly knowledge please help me out. Was it Roger Kitter that hilariously had a Yorkshire Terrier called "Tit-Bits", which I'm guessing was meant to be a piss-take of Schnorbitz?

without downloading new pics what's it like dating you?

You'll be stunned to hear that I think it's: George Best Bizarro Seamonsters (Tommy and the Ukrainian sessions don't count as they're compilations)

I initially thought this can't be true. Then I remembered I saw this just after my 10th birthday, and I'm 55 next week.

I've been watching The Stand again. Yes, I laughed at this bit again.

"Earlier on today, apparently, a young man rang the BBC and said he heard it was always going to rain on him. Well, Fran, if you're watching, don't worry, it won't."

The Fly was the first 18 I ever went to see at the cinema, when I'd just turned 15. I stood on my tiptoes and pretended to chew gum at the box office, to try and look more grown up.