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Two things are true about the Substack Pangram implementation: 1. People have real concerns about false positives and how that affects their reputation as well as the introduction of yet another AI tool into the ecosystem. 2. People who have been generating AI garbage ARE VERY MAD.

If you think your kid should wear a helmet to protect their brain, you should also find out what their school's AI policy is.

I stepped out of the car on this beautiful cloudless morning, and this butterfly landed on my shoulder, and right after I took this picture, that fucker whispers in my ear: “you have work in less than 20 hours.”

This phase of parenting has brought about lots of other kids’ birthday parties, and this @404media.co shirt has been a great way to signal to other dads I’ll chat about anything EXCEPT their AI fanboy spiel.

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why am i this way

Great name for a Jicks album

If you haven't found it, you're not even trying to look

noooo, you're more like Jigsaw if he was more into lighthearted improv instead of all the murderin'

If you’re also struggling with the lifelong affliction of being in awe of the universe and the intermittent fits of creative expression that sometimes seem like a futile distillation of experiencing it, I hope this helps!

OK we can just call it MAHA Blast now

Incredibly grateful for the work @pressherald.com has done over the past several days. It has been such an infuriating and devastating week, and they've been a bright light in the darkness.

DJ Roomba

"People keep saying I don't remember Lindsey Graham. Of course I remember - wasn't she the one in the second Austin Powers?"

Me: Did it hurt?… D.B. Cooper: How the…

lol you think being “nice” to AI is going to make up for decades of battlebots

Me, at store: We’re out of something… My brain: yep. Me: What was it again? Brain: can’t say. gimme coffee first. Me: come on, think Brain: nope. Me, back home: *chugs coffee* Brain: It was toilet paper.