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Just leaving Spider-Man. Sadie Sink is a fucking STAR.

Jeanine Pirro should be disbarred before she can finish her sixth glass of wine at happy hour today.

Remember, if a Democrat said something like this about a red state it would be an administration-ending scandal.

So weird that Republicans have spent the last week yelling about COVID instead of how great the war in Iran is going or how awesome the economy is

If a Democrat suggested that Americans deal with high consumer costs by eating liver Fox News viewers would have burned his down.

The official Republican position on COVID is that it was a mild case of the flu but also an engineered bioweapon and the vaccine that Trump miraculously pushed out in a under a year is worthless sugar water but actually killed millions and it’s really Fauci and Joe Biden’s fault.

How Anthony Fauci should respond to every Republican lunatic in the Senate

Since we’re going down the COVID memory lane I remember Donald Trump being caught on tape admitting he was lying about the deadliness of the pandemic then suggesting we inject bleach to kill the virus.

This is how I test a watermelon at the supermarket

Trump at Lindsey Graham’s funeral today

If someone used my eulogy to sycophant like this I would haunt them until the day they died.

When is the last time this motherfucker even mentioned Pennsylvania

This bitch again

Trump thinks being a communist is worse than being a pedophile, apparently.

If Elon overdosed tomorrow no one would miss him.

His brain is fully cooked

Kristen Welker doesn’t really have the energy to press Republicans on their lies today. She’s still too busy remembering that amazing joke Stephen Miller told her at the WHCD.

Remember, he doesn’t mean white South Africans like himself. If I said what I was thinking I would be banned from this app.

It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.

Walking into Vic & Anthony’s like Agamemnon.