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thank you cheese and testosterone!!

need to practice more, how am i supposed to have a seriweak summer like this

[<-guy who would die without arthouse cinemas wanky cafes and robust public transport options] ohh i wish i were in a remote stone hut in the alps...

went to a fun play piercing tute and got sent home w a goodie bag of needles and half a fleshlight to practice on. have never been more worried about accidentally spilling something. dropping a fleshlight on a bus would be bad but is somehow nothing compared to the spectre of dropping half of one.

vet also said that prior to about 2000 if a staffy had ever so much as nipped at her you could have knocked her down with a feather, but these days she gets so many actively snappy ones. :( gotta be related. stretch those thangs out again.

it was funny when he was in the show ring because older judges loved him, but young judges always put him bottom of the pack and picked much smaller, much more brachy compacted puglikes

mister superstar

got a good grade in going to the vet, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve (as soon as he walked in she was like "omg an oldschool staffy!", which was specifically what he was bred to be)

"tits or ass?" bro, her inscrutable online beefs

do recommend making a little inat log for wherever you are, it's nice

following clues through the garden like 'oh the miners are shrieking about... wattlebirds? no the miners and wattlebirds are both shrieking at... some honeyeaters? no the miners wattlebirds and honeyeaters are all shrieking at... some ravens? no the miners wattlebirds honeyeaters and ravens--"

new visitor to the yard

shifting into yam mode

"even IF he never actually had sex with anyone, the dynamic he fostered with very young men and boys is still sexual abuse and manipulation" and we love him for it!!

the hair-raising feeling of the unknown discourse iceberg floating by...

followed you on tumblr in case it all gets worse!

in da soup

40yo issues: the urge to blowdart a b12/vit d/iron shot into everyone you know