Профиль

my BF is on a first-name basis with every cat online. I'll send him a video of a cat sitting in a sink or something he'll reply like "BEANBAG!!!"

Macro furries when they see your quad sona

Vore furries say this when they see your quad sona

[nearly falling apart from work overtime and a fully stacked off-work schedule] i wanna try playing Lancer

[making overnight oats instead of toast] I'm a new woman. I'm Nadiya; I'm Nigella. I'm going elbow-deep in my microbiome

She's been exfoliating

this is what gorillaz were singing about

do non-millenials enjoy Emperors New Groove? It's one of my favourites for artstyle & the presence of Eartha Kitt, & lots of people my age seem to agree, but whenever I rewatch it I'm reminded that it's from that era where "erm... he's standing behind me, isn't he?" type dialogue started appearing

Studied in Glintstone sorcery, he lived among the elite prior to sentencing

[trying to hit on a guy with a Black Lodge Press shirt] jacking eachother off would actually be a radical act of mutual care

Then the ball of your septum ring sits at a weird angle it's pointing you towards a quest item

Obsession. Fucking hell.

send the most rabid argentinian player back onto the field right now

come on you spains

a tear graces my eye as i correctly identify an offside. that one's for you dad

do i have time to go watch the Odyssey before extra time ends?

FINALLY