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We seem to have forgotten that the real reason for the small boat crossings is that the Tories removed the legal routes to claim asylum. If you want to stop the small boats try employing a different policy such as oh, I dunno, hearing people's asylum claims.

I'll shed no tears over Rod Liddle's death but I do hope his middle aisle specials continue.

What's the point of getting AI to label photographs in a news story if it's just going to play Catchphrase and "say what you see? In a story with many participants this is what it came up with.. Who they are and how they're connected to the story I have absolutely no idea...

I heard someone on the radio dismissively saying that the investor in the wings for FIFA is "Trump's cousin or someone" It's actually Jared Kushner, Trump's son-in-law and manager of a huge wealth fund financed by the Saudis who just happen to host the 2034 WC Edition. It stinks like a fresh shit!

Howe to leave Newcastle The A1 via the A167 works best.

This seems unnecessarily misleading. Show a picture of a road atlas with a spiral binding and then in the small print confirm you might not get that edition. From an online book store. I'll get mine from a physical store thank you.

I'm glad you don't have to pay for likes that you give on here, like they charge for AI tokens. Far too much good stuff being posted from both sides of the Atlantic to be affordable!

When I look at the title of the substack article below I can't help but hear the XTC hit, "Making Plans For Nigel". If only there was a talented, musical family who could satirise it into "Writing Cheques For Nigel"... @marshfamilysongs.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/nick...

I've just seen an AI advert for glasses that proudly proclaimed, "Designed for UK eyes". Really? Is this the future of advertising in a nationalistic world?

Money is the root of all heist movie plotlines.

The story here is sadly, "able to enjoy fresh food" and not "able to enjoy free food" as I first thought...

The ONLY upside that I can see to so much plastic in the ocean, is that in a million years time fossils will come in little plastic baubles that come apart to reveal the fossil you've found.

What I like most about the story of Odysseus is when he turned his staff into a snake, cured his own leprous hand and turned the water of the Nile into blood. My mistake, that was Moses in the bible proving the existence of God. Apparently a much more believable, true story to many.

Watching a rule breaking, cheating thug lifting the World Cup trophy would cause embarrassment the world over. Thank goodness Rodrigo took it off him before Trump had a chance to hold it aloft.

It would be quite fitting if Donald Trump was accidentally crushed by a 30ft tall golden replica of the World Cup as it topples over on top of him.

If Messi is struggling to find a route through Spain he could do worse than try Santander to Barcelona via Zaragoza. It worked for me on a 2003 driving holiday. #ESPARG

A Luis Vuitton monogrammed trophy trunk? FFS The game really has gone and it died right there in that moment under the gaze of Gianni Sycofantino and Donald Trump.

Wow, so England broke France's serve to win the first set 4-6, this promises to be a heck of a match in the following sets. #FRAENG #ENGFRA

Remember, there have been far fewer bronze medal winning teams than there have been finalists at the World Cup. Quite an achievement. 😉