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Sometimes I hear a mispronunciation so out of left field that I wonder if I'm actually completely incapable of speaking English Today's word: subsequently, emphasis on the second syllable

To end my disastrous week: I have come into ownership of a yappy little senile hound, he will arrive in the coming weeks

Sir another Skarsgård film has hit the south tower

Deeply disappointed that Epoch did not name any of the Sylvanian Families frogs Jeremiah

Sometimes I like to piss off the UPI boys and turn up on my day off just to play with the dog in the scrapyard

I've got about $4k worth of scrap aluminium cladding in the back of my ute rn and I'm one bad turn from rolling the fucken thing on south road 🤞🏻

Paul McCartney with his little perfectly tailored suit and well-groomed beard during the rooftop performance might be the skankiest a man has ever looked my god

My guy is building me a Sylvanian Families collection for my birthday but all the packages are sitting in my wardrobe and I can't open them for a month boo

Look, I used to own a rottweiler who was a huge teddy bear at home but also very much a member of a typically reactive breed. There's no fucken way I'd risk it and drag him into a Bunnings at all, let alone unmuzzled. What the fuck was the owner thinking here?

Dog euthanised after attacking child in BunningsA young girl is in hospital after being attacked by a dog inside a Bunnings in regional Victoria.www.abc.net.au

*ahem* the lord of the rings is not historically accurate

Evil

I have three separate parcels all coming from the same post office today One is signature on delivery (grrr), the other two aren't Surely they just leave all three and I don't have to chase it up tomorrow

I'm so excited to be extremely fucking annoying about birds and ferns while we're in Tasmania next year 💅🏻

There is a boobook at my window 💖

Listen if eating a little horse means I'm not paying $20 to make sgeddi so be it

Cat distribution system doing it's thing There is currently a cat that looks exactly like Pippin sitting on the couch under the patio 🥲

Adorable omg

No casino in my 18+ video games anymore but the government tells me to put $10k on the doggies every ad break during a sportsball game my children are watching, everyone say thank you daddy Albanese

Nolan, C. (Dir.). (2026). 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘥𝘺𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘺 [Film]. Universal Pictures; Syncopy.

Took a shower, cried because Pip's bowl was sitting on the edge of the bath I'm holding it together SO well rn