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I know it’s silly to announce, but I’m gonna go offline for a bit, at least on bluesky. My mental health is taking a bad turn right now and I want to put energy into improving myself so I’m more fun and cool to be around.

My anxiety is so through the roof today and I’m not sure if anything has really triggered it but I’m strugglin’

When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to

Real ID printers are the McDonald’s Ice Cream Machines of the DMV

I really could’ve used a Well for Boys™️

So I now know how to: -Change Spark Plugs -Change Ignition Coils -Change Battery and Charge AC on my car What I still don’t know how to do: -give my car any touch up paint. Don’t do your own paint job I BEG YOU

Remembering Barbenheimer now that Dunesday is coming

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I’d really love to write a novel one day but have you seen all the horrible shit authors have to do to market books now? I could never promote myself like that

“Influencer became Onlyfans creator” 🤠 “Onlyfans is him reciting poetry”

They could’ve introduced X-Men after Endgame! All they had to do was say thousands of mutants were activated from The Blip messing with their genome, when originally they were a rarity. And then Xavier can step in and say “well I just so happen to have a school for these freaks” and then we BEGIN

My mean ai-loving boss is…out of office all week? MY MEAN AI-LOVING BOSS IS OUT OF OFFICE ALL WEEEEEEEK

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This guy cheapens every movie he’s a part of

After a night out I had cheesies for the first time last night…lives were changed

The redesign of Winnie the Pooh looks like Ilana from Broad City wearing the dog hoodie

The dress code for the party was “Flirty and a little sexy”

No skips swear to god

Is it insulting to delete a sniffies convo?

When gay people die their brain releases a chemical that allows them to experience the filming of the Mamma Mia! movie and subsequent wrap party

Going to Evil Dead Burn to self soothe

I’m not even spending money HOW am I spending money