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They’re doing a Severance out here.

For Sale: secondhand floor wig. Made by Rita. DM for pricing.

tag yourself

hold the legs

If Toph doesn’t call Aang a pussy in the new movie I’m not watching it.

My current hyper fixation is the electric guitar and I’m like finally a skill.

We never talk about how Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man definitely killed a guy. Like he talks about not holding back after Gwen died and I assume that’s at least one murder.

getting off the phone because I got an ad for a weighted Saiyan workout vest and I must not give in.

okay…

Controversial Comic Book Opinion: Mystique can be bald.

There better not be be like 25-30 dudes in here.

I can’t believe you’re the one that’s releasing the Ben Folds cut of this family photo.

What if they made a third Beetlejuice and called it Threetlejuice?

Can you believe that at tonight’s stand up show was the first time I’ve ever said diarrhea on stage?

“Happy Holidays ❤️ What an Odyssey this year has been but it would have been nothing without our beautiful friends and family. To many more 🥂 Love, Odysseus, Penelope and Telemachus”

Fucking done with this dude’s mind games. You either like me or you don’t.

im a stupid film bro, who needed to see Jon Bernthal in IMAX 70mm

a cemetery themed arcade called grave and dusters.

Never met a crab door I couldn’t eat my way through.

Famously dead Stan Lee invited me and me alone.