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Sometimes I forget that I wrote a sapphic romance where the former popular girl from high school is secretly writing sapphic erotica and it takes her new queer assistant to get her to finally realize she’s a lesbian. And then they kiss a lot 😏 and play with a strap 🍆💦 www.amazon.com/dp/B0BVGNNL8W

This damn cover has been a pain in my ass for MONTHS and I think I’m finally going in the right direction by making it look like MMPB book from the 90s, but updated (it’s a vampire/necromancer romance)

I may be broke but a girl who bullied me in HS is now on her THIRD husband and she’s only a few years younger than me. 💅💅💅

Sometimes I forget that I wrote a dual POV/dual coming out standalone romance that’s a modern day interpretation of Anne of Green Gables where Anne and Diana really ARE bosom friends 😏 www.amazon.com/dp/B08LYMPTL1

Coming to the park is always adventure because one day there are weirdos screaming about going to hell, another day a lady is blowing giant bubbles, and another there’s a group that is is practicing a choreographed broom dance. This place is WEIRD in the best way.

Some infected thumb with a podcast mic: WOMEN ARE ONLY ATTRACTED TO ALPHA BROS THAT SNORT CREATINE AND CALL THEM BITCHES Every woman on Threads today: I would risk the splinters to fuck the sentient basket man

I was not born to be a farmer. That’s a no from me.

And in true ADHD fashion I have bread in the oven and I’m redoing my author logo.

Brown sugar cinnamon focaccia is underway! Wayyyy later than I planned to start so it’ll be baking at like 11pm but whatever. Then I get to have bread in my cozy bed.

THIS IS FREEEEEE

One interesting thing I’ve noticed since I started Paxil is that I can feel my positive emotions more acutely. I can cry at something heartwarming, and I get full-body goosebumps when I hear a good piece of music. Things are funnier! It’s such a pleasure.