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My GP often fails to send my repeat prescription to the pharmacy. "You probably submitted it too early" is the excuse every time. No. I didn't. You fucked it up.

Now then.

Why is it so fucking hard to get the agreed pay for work you've done?

Had it up to here with chasing effing money.

"Extensive entertainment facilities."

I've almost got my handwriting back to my teenage levels of neatness and legibility. It's taken years of note-taking at work.

Fortunately/sadly not.

It's the T-shirt police, isn't it?

Davey and Badenoch.

I refer people to me learning to canoe as a teenager, and becoming quite good at it, then attempting to canoe aged 50, having not sat in a canoe for 30 years, while off my face on edibles in Utrecht.

This is fantastic.

It's always the men who have a problem.

Yep. Are people going to refuse to dance if it's not an original pressing?

A terrorist cell operating out of Costco.

Well, a lot of people do that with different genres. I'd be in trouble. It'd all be Sultans of Ping FC.

Exactly.

Having fun with Northern Soul purists asking them why they're so uptight about DJs playing reissues. I've asked them to explain how it's not willy-waving and nothing they're offering is convincing me.

Maybe I'm overthinking it, but it's almost as if they were expecting us to fail then got pissed off when we didn't.

Not even an acknowledgment of receipt, despite me emailing and phoning to check they'd got everything they needed. NGL, it boils my piss.

There was a critical situation at work last week, where a client had to make sure that some vital documentation was delivered to an external agency by a specific date, and if not, there would be big problems. With my support, the documentation was delivered in time. Since then? Crickets.