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Ants on a log: American children's snack consisting of celery sticks, peanut butter, and raisins (the ants) Ants climbing a tree (蚂蚁上树): a Chinese dish consisting of glass noodles in a sauce with bits of ground meat (the ants)

this is verdana erasure

verdict: it's tasty enough, and I'm certainly getting my vitamins, but I don't know if it was worth all that trouble, lmao. doubled the amount of beans to make it more like a stew, since I'm eating it on its own. I bet some runny fried eggs on top à la shakshuka would hit nicely

this is violence against me, specifically

what's she up to

sorry, did I say keto? I meant cheeto. I'm doing the cheeto diet

The existence of the pamphlet implies the existence of the larger pamph

cold noodles are such an elite lunch concept!!

an icon! an inspiration! what a family!

lmao, can you imagine

awful, inhumane system

how? exactly??

love that I cannot access necessary government forms without seeing this shit

some popular flavors of things in China: -tea-flavored toothpaste/mouthwash -coffee mixed with fruit juice -durian pizza

the Doritos flavors will continue until morale improves

Every time I go to the local mega mall with its hundreds of stores I'm like, "maybe this time I will buy some clothes that are not from Muji or Uniqlo", and every time I buy some more clothes from Muji and/or Uniqlo

thoughts and prayers for the other inmates in this difficult time

breaking: swag levels are off the charts at Nairobi's International Cowboy Day celebrations www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

lmao forgot I also got a picture of a guy playing guitar to the corn