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“Those who choose to not sit inside will be subject to an additional leg room fee.” chaser.com.au/business/jet...

“We must protect political debate by stopping any protesters and media who present things that make us look bad.” chaser.com.au/national/pol...

Reports suggest the area has seen a sudden spike in knifing related incidents. chaser.com.au/general-news...

“The Matrix is out to get me and force me to cover up my ankles" claimed Andrew Tate. chaser.com.au/general-news...

“I am happy to stand here Jacinta and wait until you do the right thing," said the union. chaser.com.au/general-news...

"There's always that one thing you forget when you go shopping," said Rinehart. chaser.com.au/national/gin...

"He is clearly dangerous and needs to either be deported or put down humanely." chaser.com.au/general-news...

We continue the decades long loop of having the media and politicians acknowledge the widespread issue before falling short of fucking doing anything about it. chaser.com.au/general-news...

The NRL denied the call had any influence on their decision to launch a review, before awarding Trump the Wally Lewis Medal. chaser.com.au/sport/trump-...

We're seeing a head-to-head race heating up between the joke candidate and Count Binface. chaser.com.au/world/aussie...

"When I present the trophy, it should be at the happiest place on earth" said President Trump chaser.com.au/sport/fifa-m...

“When Belgium becomes the 51st state, it gets us back in the World Cup,” said Trump chaser.com.au/general-news...

"Any other weekend would already be ruined by being up before 6am on Saturday, but the World Cup is different." chaser.com.au/general-news...

"The moment you put the controller down, your licence to use it will be revoked and you will need to purchase a new one" said Sony chaser.com.au/entertainmen...

"It would have been nice if they at least saw the posts I share and held me for questioning." chaser.com.au/general-news...

Goals are over-rated anyway

“That's exactly what I love to see in politics" said the slightly confused President. chaser.com.au/general-news...

"When you combine how annoying these tours are with how insufferable Karl is, it will be unbearable." chaser.com.au/general-news...

“It was such an interesting discussion which I hope shows a different side to him. At the end of the day, we’re all just people," said Karl chaser.com.au/entertainmen...