Accountant. Father. WTA fan. Not in that order.
Jerry Seinfeld: That's A ShameALT: Jerry Seinfeld: That's A Shamestatic.klipy.comEric Lipton NYTLarry Ellison Bet It All on the A.I. Boom. Will He Be the Face of the A.I. Bubble? www.nytimes.com/2026/07/31/m... By Jonathan Mahler, Jim Rutenberg and Kirsten Grind The reporters interviewed dozens of people close to Larry Ellison and Oracle in Silicon Valley, San Francisco, Hawaii and New York
Anyone who looked at the prospectus for 20 seconds: "You don't say!"
BarchartBREAKING 🚨: SpaceX $SPCX falls to its lowest closing price in history and has now lost more than 50% of its value since June's all-time high 📉📉
"Hey Vivek, what your siblings' names?" Vivek: "Ewan, Mirabel and Alec"
The OnionJD Vance Struggling To Articulate What It Is He Doesn’t Love About Baby Name ‘Rohit’ https://theonion.com/jd-vance-struggling-to-articulate-what-it-is-he-doesnt-love-about-baby-name-rohit/
🥵HEAT ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM 10 AM TUESDAY TO 11 PM PDT WEDNESDAY * WHAT 95-98F expected. * WHERE.Western & Central Columbia Rvr Gorge, Corbett & Hood River Valley, Portland Metro Lowlands, Vancouver Metro, Lower Columbia River and Cowlitz River Valleys, and East Central Willamette Valley ☀️
Sen Collins is concerned, folks
Rusty ShacklefordWe got a twofer this time - Concerned. - Haven't heard of it
Got such a overwhelming VICTORY in prior, definitely-not-the-same war that it'd be silly not to run it back. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
PoliticoTrump formally notified lawmakers this weekend that the nation is once again at war with Iran, giving his administration another 60-day clock to use the military in the region without congressional approval.