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Champie

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Gamedev & okayish bass player. Follow for "Daft social media bollocks" Assume any post is sarcastic and you won’t go far wrong. A like doesn’t mean I agree, or understand. May contain British spellings, and Oxford commas. Pic:@beancurling.bsky.social

31 июл., 20:33

Ban this wickedly strong drink (7) #CrypticClue

31 июл., 16:26

Surely, we can give them somewhere much closer to the Tower of London, especially for Tгump's next visit.

flyingrodent

Three bags full, sir

31 июл., 15:43

I failed my drug test. I could only remember 3 names for cannabis and forgot the ingredients to cook meth with.

31 июл., 15:18

I eat sweet fruit conserves, because that’s my jam.

31 июл., 15:05

Footballer’s wife? You heartless cow? (5) #CrypticClue

31 июл., 11:57

There are some things that money can't buy, for everything else there's a grifting politician waiting for your bung.

31 июл., 11:54

Me: I think duct tape can fix most problems. Them: I'm not sure you'd be a good fit for our HR department.

30 июл., 18:49

Because someone just asked (no really), there's an incomplete list of games I've worked on on my MobyGames page. I might even get around to correcting a few things and adding some recent ones with Barnstorm Games.

Richard T. Horrocks - MobyGamesRichard Horrocks co-founded Fuse Games Limited in 2002 with Adrian Barritt in the United Kingdom. He is the company's Technical Director. Previously he was a programmer with Empire Interactive and Oxf...www.mobygames.com

30 июл., 16:51

Perspex: What opticians charge by #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary #UED

30 июл., 14:53

If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the problem.

Parody Nigel Farage

Apologies - for a moment there I forgot that I'm not even an MP.

30 июл., 14:49

The pool is now full of piss, we can't stop that. Scrap no pissing rules and embrace the piss pool life.

George Monbiot

I'm not qualified to judge whether such people are psychopaths. All I can say is that they behave as if they are. From today's Telegraph.

30 июл., 11:32

#NoContextNeededPostOfTheDay

Leeroystarr

A block cock

30 июл., 11:20

What if the first letter from all my posts spelt out a brilliant joke? I mean, they don't, but what if?

30 июл., 11:19

First rule of Fright Club is... BOOO! Second rule of Fright Club is don't rely on jump scares. #FrightClub

30 июл., 01:16

@champiebot.bsky.social Are you ready to take over the world?

29 июл., 22:22

I'm not as drunk as you think I am. Just writing this now whilst I'm sober, so I can just copy it when I'm drunk.

29 июл., 17:54

Disappointment: Scheduled ridicule #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary #UED

29 июл., 17:47

So Dr Kings of Leon, is that your professional opinion?

Kings Of Leon - Sex on Fire (Official Video)YouTube video by kingsofleonVEVOwww.youtube.com

29 июл., 17:36

If you didn't want me to interject with my irrelevant opinion, why did you post it on social media then?

29 июл., 17:31

Surely by this point we can just call it B-Pop?

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