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What if we just privatized the Dreamworld mascots

What if we quietly got rid of the monarchy and just put the King and Queen’s birthday on the date of births of the Dreamworld mascots

Also a hyper-edgy Snyder directed Dark Knight Returns film would feed generations

I don’t CAAARE if that means we get 3 Batmen, Reevesverse for the emos, Snyderverse for the Snyderbros, and DCU for the normies

His soul probably appears any time and becomes a vengeful spirit any time someone tries to change it

Imagine Elon makes a Time Machine, heads back in time to talk to Homer, he sees The Odyssey, and Homer’s like “oh fuck yeah this goes hard”

You know you could… just sing, right? Starting out, find what type of singing your voice shines in, then test the waters when you’re confident enough. Noone’s stopping you.

Do you think if Aqua span fast enough she’d fly off like a helicopter

It’s 1995. Development of the game Quake is underway. John Carmack working on his 3D engine and suddenly gets a vision of the future of his work. He goes fucking insane.

Oh, good for them. Go girls.

Who?

Every time I hear that line I hear it in the most nasally tone possible

@vladguy.bsky.social

I called Japan “Nippleland” once

New stage attained by the people further right of us: Kill People

Uh.. “and that’s how I met your mother”?

All that Tomodachi money got them embracing the situation huh

Gliding around with said cape

I’d love to play it if Nintendo were actually competent and pushed the update