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free idea: Rumpelstiltskin horror game. (it is not free if you make it i will sue you)

Uh... Pol Pot

My longstanding opinion has been that a defining trait of conspiracy theorists is narcissism. Once you start viewing yourself as the shepherd enlightening and protecting the flock, you can justify whatever the fuck you want

Drinking a cold beverage right after getting teeth filled is wild, the anesthetic means I can only sense the cold or liquid on one side of my mouth (I can still taste it on both sides which is even weirder)

Curiouser and curiouser

I fully expect AI to lead to a lot of "incompetent middle manager with a big token budget instructed it to hack the competition" prosecutions

yes its true. i, cat turd 2, have been laid off

Tired of waiting to hear back from jobs? That's why I invented Refresho, a robot that continually uses its finger to refresh your email inbox and alerts you to a job hit by exploding into aluminum shrapnel!

Did you say shrimp? I love shrimp. Shrimp cocktail, shrimp scampi, shrimp puffs, shrimp kabob, peanut butter and shrimp sandwiches, shrimp milkshakes, shrimp wine, Count Shrimpula cereal, and blueberry pie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream, a lil brown sugar, and some shrimp.

this joke from 2016 works today

Gold star to whoever can guess what this device I purchased is

gooner confirmed i guess

well, it happened - i got laid off! PROS: no work CONS: hobbies require money thank you to everyone who subscribed to Exploit and please lmk if you have any leads! i have founded/cofounded two successful IT/cybersecurity industry newsletters, and have a decade of tech reporting experience.

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unemployed himbo summer

gen z doesnt even know that c.r.e.a.m. means cash rules everything around me cream get the money dollar dollar bill yall

Excited to announce I've just taken a job as head of site security for Murkoff Psychiatric Systems at Mount Massive! Can't wait to start, expect huge news on this front :)

I know you're not supposed to try and play the market and only idiots try to play the market, but should I be dumping every asset I have into shorting SpaceX right now?

Hi, it's the crazy white person in your neighborhood complaining about this teen i saw. Here's an entirely arbitrary list of things I believe "protect property value"

the Senate works thusly: disproportionate representation of right-wing rural states, inexplicably always trending towards a 50-50 party split where the Democrat most hated by their own party and constituents gets to call all the shots for some reason kfor.com/hill-politic...

Thune: Republicans would ‘welcome’ Fetterman joining Senate GOP conferenceSenate Majority Leader John Thune (R-S.D.) said Tuesday that Republicans would “welcome” Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) into their conference if he decides to leave the Democratic Party over growing h…kfor.com