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The only explanation I will accept is that Simon and Trevor are main characters in Shang-Chi 2, which is actually happening.

"Before he was X, he was Y" only works if the character has some sort of alias, X and Y can't just be his first and last names.

I have conflicting feeling on box office numbers, I want to celebrate the Odyssey spiting the chuds, but I'm also rolling my eyes at the new Minions being called a failure because it "only" made 4 times its budget.

I finally saw Project Hail Mary and kept waiting for the guy in all the fanart to show up. It took me way too long to figure out he was Rocky's humansona that only exists in fanart.

Are gifs broken again? I saw a post with a gif that wouldn't load and when I clicked through to try to get it to work it was already deleted, like it was broken on the poster's end as well.

I watched the first 65 minutes of a movie today and feel called out.

Yahoo, why do you bother 'verifying' emails from big companies and then send them straight to the spam folder? I signed up with them. On purpose. I wanted to see that.

The Sorceress is a bird who lives in a skull-shaped castle. Skeletor is a skeleton who lives in a snake-shaped castle. Logically, King Hiss and the Snakemen should have a bird-shaped castle.

I wish that A.I. was the standard format so I don't get confused by posts about Weird Al, or anyone else named Al.

I saw someone mention a toy called 'Black Rex Kaiser' and misread it as 'Black Rex Kramer' which I think would be a great name for some sort of third party Nemesis Ultra Magnus.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the jump between Metal Gear Solid (1998) and MGS2 (2001) is bigger than the jump between MGS2 and today.

I forgot that Paris and Torres had a kid later in the series so I thought Paris was here 100% for Threshold.

Spiders Georg biopic. They'd probably Surf Dracula it so he doesn't eat any spiders until the third act.

5 is bad for a lot of reasons, but it's painfully obvious how it would be weaponized against trans people and I have to assume that's the only reason people like this support it.

New Doctor Who reboot, episode 1, scene 1: We open on a shot of a blonde woman from behind. She sneezes, and there's a flash of regeneration energy. We then pan around to show whoever the new Doctor is. Call me, BBC.

People have been clowning on AI art with the wrong number of fingers for ages now and they really thought "maybe they wont notice this time".

A few of the replies to this have me imagining a story about Piett that reveals he was an ensign about a month before Hoth and people above him constantly get killed.