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I think cycling is going to be a good hobby for me because it combines two of my favorite things, contraptions and getting unbelievably mad at strangers

This guy starts kind of shyly checking you out in the weed store wyd?

Could Katie Ledecky hustle at 9-ball? Would Justin Jefferson instantly be the best player in your bowling league? Could Shohei Ohtani…okay we know Shohei would do Tungsten Arm O’Doyle shit in any sport he tried, next question. Would A’ja Wilson kick ass at darts?

I kind of assume elite athletes in one sport would shithouse most normal people in any other sport but golf does have a way of humbling people who play it

Nancy probably got really mad he delayed her lunch by a full hour to ask a question about mustard, but in Sluggo’s defense Nancy is exactly the kind of person to also get mad about the wrong mustard. There’s a price to be paid for being a certain kind of way sometimes!

It’s me I’m 800 people

for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? IKEA tool that will never be used again

You can tell Jerry Lundegaard is a fictional character because he’s less evil than a real car salesman

Verizon’s phone menu is so awful it seriously has me wondering what kind of deals I could get from Comcast for coming back

With enough bulldozers you could move it to many alternate locations simultaneously

Adding people to calls 13 minutes before the meeting should be a death penalty offense

This is sicko shit, if you actually watch a pre-preseason game between the Cardinals and the Panthers your loved ones should be checking in on you more often