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If the insurance companies don't want people to be radicalized against them maybe they should not require preauthorization on shit like rabies PEP 

I've lived in Washington more than half my life and sometimes I still want to go to Menards

Attempting to make chickpea salad for the first time since I almost chopped my finger off making chickpea salad

Chuck, The Little Caesar, KoolAid Man, and Wendy because there's no way she's not venomous or something

I think the heat gets into my spine and makes it expand

It should not be humid and smoky and hot at the same time wtf

Oh I think we can all foresee it

I have been extremely depressed for quite a while but today I made garlic focaccia and I just put it in the oven and it smells so good I might have cured myself

I hate this administration's websites so much

Well that was horrible

I do not want to care about the diarrhea parasite. If I die of too much pooping I'm just honoring my ancestors

How has it been 8 years since we got this ding dong dog. He's terrible. I love him.

Man wtf is going on tonight. There was a shed fire half a mile away, now there's emergency vehicles at one of the neighbors behind my house, and I just hear a bunch MORE sirens. I live in a small town and it's midnight. This is too much sirens

Oh no

What