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Clocked by bestie as a Stern Brunch Daddy.

Mundane musings — This is just navel gazing and narcissism, but also finding joy in the existence of my own body feels like a simple human joy I haven’t really had a lot of experience with. The integration of mind and body, denouncing Cartesian dualism, feels verdant, calm, and wise.

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1.) colorblind here, so that def influences my opinions on the matter, but 2.) the whole Season color typing for clothing and styling seems like the most arcane and unintelligible nonsense to me.

Gratuitious posting. Photo quality level: game boy camera and printer. But damn. What a thrill to see all the effort come together into something delightful.

I am REALLY enjoying how my body looks and feels these days.

If I ever end up Super Duper Buff, I will be recreating magical girl poses in bodybuilder shorts as Content. I know it’s been done. That will not stop me.

What if I… learned to play the hammered dulcimer?

I’ve slept like a normal person for seven straight days. I don’t think this has been true for me since my age was in single digits. I am reborn. The stark contrast between running on pure willpower vs actually having sufficient resources to function is WILD.

Looking too much? Not looking enough? I’ve got ‘em both, folks.

My favorite bulldog aspect of being a school leader is annihilating people who get up in arms about a strict dress code. A head scarf does not prevent learning. Jeans do not prevent learning.

It’s honestly a miracle that I never had a contact juggling phase. Bless my heart.

Seeing all the boys* thriving and growing and glowing is making me SO HAPPY. My hungry guys!

Sometimes I sort of enjoy that I have momentary flashes where I look like I might struggle with math.

I made a charcuterie board for my cats and one of them scratched at the floor around it as if it were a poop he wanted to hide from existence. Sir.

Am I wild for feeling no need or desire to throw a goodbye party for an employee whom I have either fired or non-renewed?

It is OKAY if someone is not interested in being your friend. I sincerely doubt that you want to put in the energy to develop a friendship with any and everyone person with whom you interact. Time and energy are limited resources; be kind to yourself and extend the same understanding to others.

Oprah and I share a birthday. Not ONCE has she had any interest in hosting a joint party so our friends don’t have to choose between us.

Sometimes I see pictures of big gay functions and I just KNOW the air conditioning game is weak. Babes, antidepressants are widely known for making people into sweaty messes at the slightest discomfort, physical or emotional. Puddles. I would be an Alex Mack puddle.