I too assume this was created by the Onion
Brandy ZadroznySomeone posted this in slack and I actually thought it was The Onion. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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Even like a JD Vance, looks like that Catholic integralist dictatorship stuff was a wee bit premature. America had to be wrecked wrecked, without anything like functioning courts, before you could launch The New Inquisition (sponsored by Palantir).
Matthew DownhourI feel like a lot of people are ideologically invested in a post American world that has yet to arrive Like no, sorry, this is it! This is the thing you’ve been waiting for! No returns or exchanges; feel free to leave a review though
This seems related to why I could not understand how southern whites did not think of themselves as racists. And the answer I think is that they believe you must use the n-word to be a racist, and if you are polite to a single black individual (and you probably are now a days) you cannot be racist
Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy PodcastComing out as trans convinced me that both things are true because Republicans are stupid and cannot see basic connections between things. They can like every trans person they know, think trans people should be wiped out, and not understand how the trans people they know would be impacted by this.
This happens on El Al flights; the old dudes touch you with their bibles. I did not like it
Ted Leo 🍉Of course we all know what would happen if this person wasn’t a white Christian, but also, this kind of proselytizing is not about converting or even delivering a message to anyone. It’s a self-aggrandizing act of domination. It’s an actual sin of vanity.
The cognitive disconnect between these verses in Matthew and what I understood to be evangelical culture kept me from learning more about Christianity for decades. I only recently learned evangelicals like her basically pretend Matthew doesn’t exist
Strahan Cadell 🇨🇦🇻🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱And when thou prayest thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men but thou when thou prayest enter into thy closet and when thou hast shut thy door pray to thy Father which is in secret
What am I made of money? I didn’t budget for any white vans
Black Aziz AnansiWhite folks - Start buying white work vans and driving around areas where ICE has been targeting. Make their jobs harder.
Like all the Barbie knockoffs they made…wait a second
Jesse HawkenStudio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now