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Bad day to be a Merlot

Yao Ming was more than eight feet tall but they told everyone 7’6 so that it wouldn’t freak people out as much

Strong play. High floor, dependable, never takes a day off.

He should’ve hooped!

Sources are saying “You’re on to Cincinnati..” Any comment?

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Was convinced he’d go to Miami knowing the defense already established. Gotta think he sees himself just getting all these scorers the ball in Philly.

I want the Kool-Aid Man on my team so he can’t start breaking glass off and throwing it at me

“heady play”

We can never have nice things

Any details on what happened?

*Frantically scanning NASA feeds for the meteor report*

The most scared you’ve ever been walking into the bathroom

As you should have done

Also..O’Connell, McConnell..same shit. You got the point.

I’m old enough to remember when this was an “operation”

He lost the evens/odds shootout with Duffy when he kept throwing scissors

Charles Barkley calls this a triple-single

He looks like a plastic spoon