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TOO SPOOKY

Scared the shit outta me lmfaooo

I'm very brave :)

It's been a month since my buddy @kevin.eurosky.social left us, and I think the writings, tech help, and other things he did and preserved digitally deserve to be read and listened to.

😔✨

We forgot to wipe this off before pulling up to the graveyard for my Oma's funeral btw

MMM yes... normal and sensible times

*reading various discourses revolving around the mere existence of a cinderblock shaped raccoon named Jim*

Since getting security cameras, my bf texts me a variation of this daily:

I laughed out loud lmao

That one is allowed

Some old timey bastards with money I think!!

Beef sandwich that we make wet!!

One of my toxic traits is that i won this little can of nuts with a springy snake inside at a fun center and so now whenever there's snacks out or a family event i put it out; it's completely obvious what it is & everybody recognizes it now on top of that and everybody groans at my bullshit

Yessss

I wish I liked it tbh! Then I could talk about it with my friends at lunch instead of staring at my beef dip intently!!

Despite what you might have heard, Paul Bunyan doesn’t just eat a thousand flapjacks for his breakfast or cut down a dozen trees in a single chop. He also lays back and gets sucked off by tornadoes to completion

Id pay to see it in theaters!

Recreating the Odyssey with the very little knowledge I have. Guys on a boat. Guys in a horse. Guys with a cyclops. Somebody kicks a persian guy into a hole. Thirty years pass. Everyone goes home and then Pompeii happens.

If anyone ever took me to a Broadway show, I'd assume they hate me guts.