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Sounds like the plot to Eyes Wide Shut.

I was driving my mum's new 2026 X-Trail and it kept complaining I was not looking at the road when I blatantly was and would only shut up when I momentarily flipped up sunglasses for the sensor to see my eyes. A bit frustrating to say the least.

Yet they platformed that thick, dozy mare Lucy Connolly after she was jailed for trying to incite murder. The hypocrisy in these utter clowns is laughable and infuriating in equal measure.

Currently on holiday in Wales at the moment, being in the mid-teens with the temperature is so lovely as opposed to boiling down in Sussex.

They are scared that they will lose a fresh election for his seat.

They do not seem to understand that Starmer is so politically toxic that he had no choice but to go. They hide behind "but he won a landslide election" yeah but he won it against a toxic Tory party and with less votes than Corbyn he is a compulsive, vindictive nasty liar.

Over the back from me there has been a water leak for the best part of two months, South East Water turned up, looked at it and went away. They are pleading with people to limit water use whilst wasting thousands of gallons with this leak alone and it seems to be getting worse.

The previous guest must have been P Diddy!

The worst thing is that he cheerfully went along with it, he decided to park his tanks on Farage and Badenoch's lawns with his attitude towards refugees, sick, disabled and benefit claimants, a so called "Labour" PM!

I would not bet the cucumber in my fridge on it Grace, sadly.

Why would any young person consider going to University now, get tens of thousands of pounds into debt only for AI to take the job you are studying for and only minimum wage jobs that will never clear your debts and affect your finances for the rest of your life. Utter bilge from this clown.

The US is on a seemingly irreversible course to replace its democracy with an oligarchy. Billionaire tech bro's will just demand something to be built, regardless of any harm it will do to local people and the environment and local democracy will be overridden because lawmakers were bought by them.

But Iran knows that the UK is being used by the US to strike it, we are aggressors and a legitimate target no matter what.

Well of course Iran is holding the "Strait" hostage, it is doing a grand job of exposing wait an absolute bellend Trump is. Trump started a war he cannot finish and created a mess he cannot clean up, now he is blaming all and sundry for not getting him out of it.

He is such a fruit loop that he does not know what is going on. Extremely worrying.

Pretty much all of the major players in these conflicts like Putin, Netenyahu and Trump are trying to deflect attention from activities that would land the rest of us in prison. And what is worse, so-called upholders of international law are allowing them to do so.

You looked a bit like Lawrie From LMM's older brother.

My brother's 5 Series developed a fuel leak from the tank, in warranty, so he rushed it to his dealer after someone from there said to bring it in only to get a rude service rep giving him grief for not booking an appointment and what major inconvenience it was, he never got another BMW after that.

Two of the most useless leaders in European history in a room together.

You mean the guy that writes about Britain from his gated mansion in Florida, USA?