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Littlest pet shop road trip.

I had a dream that went SpongeBob: Squidward, how are you doing that? Squidward: I-I dunno SpongeBob, I'm scared. And that was the whole dream.

Yooo I definitely like ghost types. I'd say they're second to fire. 🔥👻 www.quotev.com/quiz/1234335...

Girls kindergarten brain kicked in and now she's locked in on cleaning.

Behold- 🦞🕷️

I like to smell like a whore and the ladies tell me that's a smell they adore.

List of inedible things I've eaten this week: Sawdust Grass Packing peanut Paper Pencil shavings String

Don't get a snail. You'll have to nourish yourself with veggies too. 🙀 /J

I'm impatient for my weighted blanket to dry, @irlhajime.bsky.social you should be able to lay over me instead.

Haha- so silly... (SAVE ME!! PLEASE!!!)

Me: Come on, please! We can make it through this, we can make you better, you gotta hang on for me! The boots I've worn almost daily for the last 3 years and have gotten huge cracks through the soles: Please, just let me go! 😭😭🙏🙏🙏

I know what you are. 🫵

I could confidently look at two, maybe three or four members of my family and go "autism🫵" but you mean to tell me I couldn't look in the mirror and do that?

God damn... Found some papers and they got me thinking about the shit my parents did, like that is not fr but it was and it's like some shit out of a book. An affair on the job? Political career? Stalking? Blackmail? Drugs? Attempted murder?

@irlhajime.bsky.social 😸

There was a trail cam in a tree facing my house specifically. Pretty freaky.

NEW CAMERA LET'S GOOO!

Just remembered these things existed because I found one.

This kid swore total worldly destruction on me for not playing tag anymore.

Day number idk 158? of saving kisses for Wyatt.