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Oh fuck off, 2, 4, and 7. And I was 43 not 41, get fucked.

Yer da wears his LIONS NOT SHEEP t-shirt to Meadowhall

WHAT I SAY: Don't be too long in the bathroom, your brother needs a shower and me and your mum need to brush our teeth WHAT MY 14YO HEARS: by all means take literally 35 minutes to have a shit, we have all the time in the world, do not allow the fact this house has only one toilet to trouble you

Radiohead have two good records, Pablo Honey, and The Bends, after that they disappeared up their own arseholes.

Smashing Pumpkins in For All Mankind S3E2 GTFI

Gamer Bad cholesterol Cringeworthy NPC Headbanger #1977

Chloe's arts are generally fantastic. Her Muppet arts are *mwah* next level good. Buy an art 👇

BREAKING: Dead goose update

God FUCKING damn it Noel, that was guaranteed. Jesus wept

I regret to inform that I have purchased tickets for next year's Tramlines

Just off to watch The Odyssey. Hope we don't take too long to get home after.

Astonished that the English Football Association—the most useless, supine, venal pack of lickspittle cunts—have agreed to this.

Farmhand. Grandad Bob was a farmhand in the 1920s. Seven kids, so something of a shagger too. Norfolk, you say? Yes, that's right. Don't know anything about my dad's family though. I know my dad's dad died between the wars from injuries sustained in WW1, but that's it.

There's a real The Poseidon Adventure vibe to For All Mankind season 3 episode 1. All the deep bass groaning and creaking of a big structure having a real bad day. Beaucoup good shit

Barnsley AF

Overheard at the National Trust property (near Barnsley): 'Ave you ever looked up the star signs for you and Gaz? Might explain why you're both like that

Is Jared Leto a shoearse? Saw the BBC segment on his extremely previously unknown allegations, and he looked very short standing next to someone. I assumed he'd be like a six foot two Hollywood leading man figure, not a little guy.

Phoning up for an MRI appointment. Lines open at 8am, phoned at 8:01am, was 29th in the queue. Currently 8th. There's got to be better ways to do this

When there is a global abundance of chart it is nonsensical to prioritise the distribution of non-chart foodstuffs even at a discount.