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“The warm-handled racket is back in its press” in the filthiest line in C20 poetry, in this essay I shall

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Would have been huge Richard Wilson in Father Ted vibes

Bodger used to live near me in Brighton and once got onto a bus I was taking to school. Nobody dared shout MASHED POTATO at him, as we were 14 and would have looked like massive squares, although now I wish I had.

Someone to hear your prayers Someone to bear

(Fun chat guaranteed at the launch of the latest edition of “McNae’s Essential Law for Journalists” tomorrow night)

There’s more over in the Derbyshire Times. www.derbyshiretimes.co.uk/news/people/...

Yikes

Every so often I stop and think about the men in the generation above mine whose parents paid to have them sent away and physically punished.

Presenter: “You couldn’t make that sort of programme now” Bill Oddie: “We wouldn’t have to”

This was a terrific listen eight years on

Asked how he did it, the lad said: “A B C, easy as 1 2 3” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #NiceThings

And here’s where I learned that Graeme Garden’s son was in Scissor Sisters

Just the one Goodie left now

Old money Brighton is so rare and so fantastic (had wedding photos taken outside that house back in the day)

It’s possible.

Incredible trolling

There is a dressing room team song performance on Sunrisers Leeds insta stories which is the most embarrassing social media content I’ve ever seen in sport.

I saw the Coral at Northumbria University I think this year, they were boss #totp

“And then the Senator came home and the parrot said, ‘Hello Keith’”