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“May your most viral posts be the ones picked up by Blue MAGA!” -Traditional Bluesky leftist curse

Amnesty International has apologized and promises to focus more on “the good things Hitler did” in the future

Any man can be a leather father, but it takes someone special to be a leather daddy

I get why people find trans folks so intimidating. I mean, if you misgender us we might push back by…waiting to get to our car to cry while we drive home

The Chesterfield gals on top seem like the kind you tell your mother about (complimentary) and the Lucky Strike gals on the bottom seem like the kind you tell your therapist about (also complimentary)

Everybody is talking about the “age of bronze” line but nobody is talking about when Odysseus says “Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy” to Zeus

You may get Lucky with this smooth-as-smoke dame who looks like the best kind of trouble, but if you Strike out you’ll end up burned out and crushed in an ashtray

Almost enough (or maybe enough?) talk bubbles to make my giant talk bubble made of smaller talk bubbles #wip

Trying to film an historically accurate Aeneid but Dido won’t commit to doing the soundtrack 🤷‍♀️

Oh damn, can’t believe Wordle did a special extra puzzle today with the solution “TRANNY”

Selling NYT indulgences to cis folks at the low low price of: -Getting rid of all your Harry Potter merch -Maxing out five trans gofundmes -Calling your senator and congressman every time there’s trans phobic legislation on the docket -Calling out transphobia -Canceling their NYT subscription

“You know the thing about an egg is he’s got lifeless eyes. Empty eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’… until he gets on E, ya, and those empty eyes light up and then…”

NYT Opinion: There’s only one way for democrats to save their party and their country, and it’s to cross the aisle and pass the SAVE act to stop the DSA, the REAL existential threat to the USA

Wait so “toxic yuri” is NOT a Russian assassin who puts polonium in people’s food? Huh.

To paraphrase @riversidewings.bsky.social, the United States Army was built by an intersex Polish cavalry officer and a Prussian leather daddy.

National State Fair was so well executed that the first TV commercial I saw for it aired last night

Why did you transition? Right answers only. Because the pandemic gave me the time to stop and examine the lack of self I had felt all my life, and also I bought a LOT of the women’s clothing from the Animal Crossing tailor shop and it Awakened Something.

Doc said “When I was a fellow…” in the breakroom and I can’t believe I didn’t know she was trans!

People asking if a poem has ever been made into a movie before like this guy just walked through the door smh

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