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finally got a chance to break out my “evil” laugh and my nemesis asked if i was doing a woody woodpecker impersonation

mitch mcconnell’s last words were “death has not the vigor to impede my work of destroying american democracy”

no one should ever look at this man’s head while they’re tripping on acid

this actor, seems to me, answers the question what if Corey Feldman and Shia LaBeouf made a baby

TEN little Indians? In this economy?

if your kids are named Porsche and Mercedes, don’t give me side eye for naming my kids Sierra and Super Duty

can’t explain why but every time i hear a Bronski Beat song i wish i were gay and high on cocaine

TIL Skeletor is Jack Skellington’s biological father

Downplay a book or movie: Microscopic Women

salad is a sub-optimum application of pasta

Downplay a book or movie: Continental Breakfast of Champions

it would be so funny if we exhausted all our weaponry on iran and canada just marched in and took us over

scientists now predict that within three years there will be more superheroes in the marvel universe than there are people living on earth