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Kind of funny and eerie to be reminded that ‘There Will Come Soft Rains’ takes place in 2026, given that I think of that story every time I see two Twitter bots having a conversation

I used to share an office with someone who would get extremely jealous whenever our coworkers paid more attention to me than to her. Just thinking about how when anyone would express sympathies to me about my long and pricy commute, she would make up a hypothetical person who had it worse than me

[staring into space] Chiwetel Ejiofor was so good in BACKROOMS

I’m watching the Ciaran Hinds Persuasion for the first time and man. Jane Austen was really On One when she wrote this book

There’s a microphone in the seat pocket of this Uber and I was so scared that this was about to be a game show

Whatever they’re doing with Chris Evans’s styling in the new Marvel is looking way more Ransom Knives Out than Steve Rogers

ICYMI - I have released the worksonas and they are ready for violence

To all staff and affiliates: please mark your calendars and save the date for the worst team-building outing of all time. OTHERLING, my second horror novel for adults, is coming your way in Fall 2028.

I’m sure Other Mommy is going to be suitably creepy, but this is one case where the book is always gonna be scarier

The Muppets were where????

I want to and will see the Nolan Odyssey, but also, feeling a pretty powerful urge to rewatch O Brother Where Art Thou this weekend

Was thinking about adaptations with The Odyssey and the upcoming Flanagan Carrie series and trying to articulate why I’ll allow totally doing one’s own thing in some adaptations versus others… and I truly think it comes down to ‘if you’re doing something interesting, you can do anything you want.’

I get it, but it feels so wrong to show ID for non-alcoholic beer. I could get drunker off vanilla extract

Just watched the Paranormal Activity stage play and I feel like a kid at Christmas. Those practical effects had me GASPING

Louis and Armand trying to sell Daniel on their love in season two while they were both actively obsessed with other people is actually so funny

Spotted at a rest stop in Kennebunk, ME yesterday

LESTAT IS IN WORCESTER MASSACHUSETTS???

I can’t believe that the conceit of Exit 8 was ‘absentee fathers end up in the Absentee Father Subway Station’

Just saw someone on Twitter get a Widow’s Bay swag box for making a viral post about it and I’m sick with envy honestly

WIDOW’S BAY