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I’m not really into baseball but I appreciate the local team’s commitment to theme nights.

“How small they are. How weak. How . . unoriginal.”

Yesterday, I accidentally got head butted hard in the face and partially broke my nose (went to ER, I'm fine and I don't think it'll look weird when it heals). Today my sweet cat keeps jumping on my desk to give me head butts and . . . I cannot. I cannot accept head butts.