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Cabel Sasser

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YES PLEASE. i’ve been trying to figure out what patient zero of hard-to-follow ride plot was. Was it Transformers? bsky.app/profile/cabe...

Cabel Sasser

good theme park ride plot: “don’t look at the eye of mara” recent theme park ride plots: “you must connect the four pylons at the jump point before Hexagon Centauri hides the tetrapaks! at jump you’ll lose 38% of your memory so keep the coordinates safe. and look out for cranberry prime!!! now go!”

awesome question. in high school we all had to memorize and recite chaucer’s canterbury tales — in middle english*. it’s still up there somewhere in the ol brain, but now starts to fall apart about ten lines in. so, all told, maybe $100k?! * www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43926/...

The Canterbury Tales: General PrologueWhan that Aprille with his shour e s soot e , The droghte of March hath perc e d to the root e , And bath e d every veyne in swich licóur Of which vertú…www.poetryfoundation.org
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